Welcome, Author KevaD
Hello.
I'm KevaD, a sheltered, shy, but polite writer and author.
I tend to lean toward violets, sweet clover, and flop-eared bunny rabbits. I once wrote a story in which a man kissed a woman on the cheek, and then they sat in the park watching ducks swim on the pond. It was very titillating.
Was that okay, Margie? Can I have that picture of me popping out of the Shriners' cake back now?
Craziest plot you never wrote.
I started a very odd tale of a serial killer with a hairy armpit obsession who becomes stranded without a passport in Odessa, Ukraine. The U.S. Embassy refuses to help him because he's the chief suspect in the killings, and the U.S. sure doesn’t want him back. He soon discovers his only chance of survival is to agree to what seems to be some random killings. When he discovers a common thread to his victims, he begins to contemplate his role in the universe, and why armpits grow hair in the first place.
Do your characters speak to you?
Oh my yes. Usually in the grocery store. By the dairy products. Chocolate flavored whipped cream is their favorite.
What inspires your stories most often?
Anchovy pizza after midnight works wonders for the horror genre. A beautiful sunrise inspires romance. My wife insisting I stop what I'm doing and send supplies for her Facebook Adventure Game has created a number of murder scenes.
Do you have to get in the mood to write a love scene?
Yes, but there aren't many strippers out here in the country. Unless you count me naked by the mail box whenever I hear sirens approaching.
You're holding a cocktail party. Five guests are on the invitation list – living or dead. Who are they and why?
Love this question.
Thomas Jefferson. I'd really like to know how badly he thinks we screwed it all up.
Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis. Who wouldn't want to spend even an hour just talking with her?
Xaviera Hollander. She made the commercialization of sex acceptable to suburbia. I'd enjoy learning how her mind works.
John "Liver-Eating" Johnson. What was real, what was legend? Any way you look at it, the man was beyond ordinary and survived a one-man twelve-year war with the Crow.
George Armstrong Custer. "What the fuck were you thinking?"
You're in the Miss World pageant. They ask the big question, "If I become Miss World, I want to . . . ."
…find out if Ryan Seacrest is gay or not.
Thanks for putting up with me. I always enjoy it when Margie asks me to come out and play.
By the way, I have a couple of books that were released last month.
Satan wants the warrior Taka to bow before him. But Taka bows to no one except his gentle lover Har.
For thousands of years the two men have been doomed to a life of torment. While one walks the earth, the other suffers under the devil’s lash. Their only respite is an occasional night; a random, beautiful, love-filled night, knowing that with the dawn one of them must die in battle and return to Satan’s wrath.
On the war-torn fields of Gettysburg the two lovers are reunited once again. But this time something beyond Hell’s reach has happened. Something so wondrous, Satan may finally get his wish.
Radio DJ Scott Kincaid’s first caller of the night is a lady who died forty-nine years ago. The second wants to knock his head off. And he thought falling in love would be easy.
Maureen and Frank Johnson shared the kind of romance most people believe only exists in movies. Until a ballroom fire took Maureen’s life.
Franci Johnson grew up hearing her grandparents’ love story a thousand times and wishes to find the kind of undying love Frank and Maureen had once upon a time.
DJ Scott Kincaid just wants the ghost following him to go away. But Maureen thinks the hunky DJ might be just the answer to her granddaughter’s dreams.
Life just is richer when KevaD is around. Keep up with his blogs, read his books and join us tonight right here for a live chat at 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. EST. Mozilla Firefox doesn't always work great for my chat room. Explorer and Chrome are more predictable. I hope you'll join us. It'll be a blast.
Categories: erotica:m/f/m, guest bloggers
Tags: KevaD Noble Romance author blogs Margie Church
Thanks so much for lifting the restraining order and letting me visit again, Margie.
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Well, the holidays are coming...figured I could try to be nicer. You sure looked hot jumping out of that cake.
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Ok, the pic with armpits is just wrong!
But KevaD and Margie in the same spot? Devine!
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Good morning, Laura. That photo was a little prezzie for David. He and his weird ideas...hehehehe. Come back tonight when he's live on my blog and pepper him a bit more.
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Hi, Laura.
I'm really pleased you stopped by.
I know a job is a job and all that, but I can't imagine standing in front of a classroom of grade schoolers and saying "My job is sniffing arm pits. Has anyone here ever wanted to grow up and sniff arm pits? Why don't we try it now..."
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Margie and David, who could ask for more. I don't know if I loved your questions or David's answers more.
Yeah, what was dear George thinking exactly? Must have been a blond moment.
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It's always interesting with David in the house. Thanks for visiting, Debbie.
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Hi, Debbie!!
How about sending some Arkansas warmth this way.
Oh. Wait. You just did by stopping by.
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FYI, I did pop out of a cake once...A very, very long time ago! Had a blast, ate escargot afterwards where the wait staff tended to your every need. Well, ALMOST your every need.
David, I just love how your mind works! Thanks for having him Margie.
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LOL, Jadette! You needed a better contract!
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Hi, Jadette,
*snickers*
That must have been one heck of a cake. I'll bet the icing melted with you inside.
Always a pleasure to see you. Thanks so much for stopping by.
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Hi, David and Margie!
I LOVED your answer about what inspires your stories. And I sympathize. My wife and I have had our share of tussles re: who has "ownership" of the computer.
The good news is, I generally win. If all else fails, I whip out the old...
Resume.
(C'mon...what'd you THINK I was going to say?)
Great interview, y'all! Always so much fun to see the two of you playing well together. I'll try to make the chat tonight, but if I don't, I hope y'all have fun!
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Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule and dropping by, JS.
There's always room on the playground. =)
Besides, a rousing game of Red Rover just isn't the same with only two players.
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Thank you so much for hosting the live chat and for allowing me to appear on Romance with SASS. I'm very grateful, Margie.
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The pleasure was all mine...especially since you came dressed in butter cream frosting. You know my favorite dessert is icing with a side order of cake...beefcake.
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I know KevaD would be on my party list. Maybe instead of Crow Killer.
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Amber!!
You brightened a gloomy day. Thank you!
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David feeling gloomy? *gives him a noogie" There. That's better.
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